To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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