Dual....:-)
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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