She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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