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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex

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(973): View more from New Jersey

No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.

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(206): View more from Washington

And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny

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(509): View more from Washington

The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...

(434): View more from Virginia

I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade

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(641): View more from Iowa

If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.

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