I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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