she takes plan B like it's going out of style
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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