I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
birth control should be required to get into college
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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