so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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