plz talk dirty to me
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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