Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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