So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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