Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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