Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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