I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
And then he peed in my hair
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