Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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