so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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