with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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