I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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