My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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