Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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