Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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