READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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