kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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