our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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