just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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