And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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