She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
either way he was missing a nipple.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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