I wish i was in the wii world.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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