So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I AM VODKA MAN
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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