if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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