A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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