So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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