my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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