If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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