so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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