Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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