We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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