Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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