why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm just crazy horny about you
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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