We tried having a conversation with our noses.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Alive.
So much puke
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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