I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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