Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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