i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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