I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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