YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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