Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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