maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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