remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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