She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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