That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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