My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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