I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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