My brain says no but my pants say off.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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