I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
