i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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